Domo. :D

despite the stress im in studying for exams,

watching webcast is hilarious.

YEH. HILARIOUS.

the irony.

studying for maths was DEFINITELY NOT MEANT to be hilarious.

not when i saw the tutorial questions.LOL.

things like :

"the logistic model suggests that even if 1/4 of a tiger is left, it will still bounce back to B/S,

the equilibrium population"

-how on EARTH they recover 3/4 a tiger befuddles me. they thinking amoeba?! =.=

"rabbits are not immortal."

- YESH i KNOW rabbits are not immortal. it doesnt take much of any form of intelligence to derive that conclusion. LOL.

"So in order to help prevent overfishing, when you go to the market you ask the fish monger what is the birthrate per capita of the fish before you choose what you want to buy. "

"i.e the fish monger replies : before humans starting fishing it's birthrate per capita is XXX million and now it has 300 left. "

- SURE. i can imagine what will happen in the wet market. totally.

e.g.

me: "auntie how many fish are still being born for XXX fish? enough for them to regenerate?"

auntie: "siao gin na!" *slaps with fish*

me: *sobs* T.T i was just trying to save the fishhhh from becoming extinct~

TO BE CONTINUED~

Kopped from kura who found sth on fb.

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Bloody funny.

Well i guess the fact im blogging lesser either means,

im dying from sch, or im actually mugging hard...

or both. hahaha.

these few weeks. ALOT of things happen.

esp these 2 weeks. i suay until a 境界 alr.

its like suay until. walk can fall down, stand up can knock into sth,

everything i do also 不顺 like that. =.=

sian. even missed Oral Defence. Totally concussed.

heng got make up. T.T

PIXARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

if i miss pixar i will be damn RAWR. DAMN DAMN RAWR.

at least i suay until wanna die lemme go pixarrrrr.

even if i miss s.h.e AGAIN, let me go pixarrrrrrrrr. T.T

long time since i felt comfortable...

felt at peace, felt that everything will be ok,

no matter how bad it seems to be at the moment.

someone to share my joy, share my sadness, be there.

thank you.

just randomly saw a carton of the chrysanthemum tea on the shelf
and i starting to be reminded of a lot of things.
T.T
such a stupid object reminding me of so much.
sigh.

i thought you would understand.
or at least i wished it.
i know its not so easy to understand.
but it was a wish.

喜欢装没事其实最累了
但我清楚很多事哭了也没用
- 少了一个人 (S.H.E)

recently dunno whats wrong with me.

tired, not enough sleep,

cannot wake up,

forever doing work, which for some reason never seems to stop,

cannot meet frens, cause everyone also rushing work,

and in the process neglecting A LOT A LOT OF PPL.

today is like the whole mountain of pent up frustrations just collapsed.

just flooded today.

dunno why my mood suddenly change so fast,

or rather i dunno why my mood recently change very fast.

emo to happy to irritable.

changing like the wind.

but lucky after that i felt a little less stressed than the past few days.

a little.

this has been a crazy week.

but, last week has been a crazy week too.

generally, this period is super xiong.

the work is piling up but it never seems to end.

and my tutee's exam period is clashing with mine. T.T

seriously not helping things at all.

i actually went for 2 CG1108 labs this week.

probably going for another 2 next week.

sigh.

i need to hang on.

someone throw me a life vest.

oh wait. everyone is dying in the sea too.

heck it. *swims towards shore*

even though i almost spoilt your mood.

thanks for being there.

even though you said there was no need to thank you,

thank you. :D